Posted by sam at September 29th, 2005
Wow - a lot of updates today. One more thing I had to post: choice Daniel quote #38 (Daniel is my little brother, and he lives in France):
“Remember Wesly Willis, He rocked every day and he was handicaped, How much more therefore being unhandicaped have we need to rock it.” <sic>
WESLEY WILLIS. Instead of shaking hands, he head butts people, hence the bruise on his forehead.
Posted by sam at September 29th, 2005
Here’s one more I took tonight while messing around with my new camera. Eh … I’m going to go play video games now.
Posted by sam at September 29th, 2005
Well I took some photos with my camera and did some more photoshop sketch things. I think it would be cool to do a webcomic in this style. Anyone want to colaborate? The problem with web comics is that the art is always cool but the story always sucks. Somewhat write some stories for me.
Posted by sam at September 26th, 2005
So apparently the Navy was training dolphins with “toxic dart guns” to kill underwater terrorists in the gulf of mexico. Well their containment compound was destroyed during Katrina, freeing the zombie mutant Dolphins out to sea. This picture from Gizmodo is priceless:
links:
gizmodo
guardian
Posted by sam at September 26th, 2005
Hey is anyone else still seeing this page in pirate speak? Does it say buckos instead of friends over on the left?
Posted by sam at September 26th, 2005
They’re demoing the new treo 700w smartphone and they were just showing how easy you can pull up phone numbers.
Well, they flashed Bill Gates telephone number for a second. So if you wanna call the richest man in the world, here ya go:
(408)726-4390
update:
So I texted Bill a bunch (and I assume so did a million other people) and he got distracted during the press conference and his phone was beeping. The other guy had to show him how to turn the sound off. Baaahahahaha.
Yea, Bill and I are totally homies. I talk to him all the time.
UPDATE: Stop leaving comments here trying to contact Bill Gates. He doesn’t (as far as I know) read my blog regularly. All comments left here go to me, not Mr. Gates. I don’t have any money, and even if I did I wouldn’t give it to you. Go get a job.
Furthermore, do you think that Bill Gates is still carrying around his demo phone after two years? Get a life and grow up. Bill Gates probably doesn’t even use a phone.
Posted by sam at September 26th, 2005
Hey someone on here posted a music video a while back that was filmed on a cell phone camera. It was a kinda weird poppy song with like three cell phone video feeds put together. Anyone remember that? Anyone know where I can find it?
Posted by sam at September 19th, 2005
“Avast ye scurvy dogs. Today be International Talk Like a Pirate Day, yarrr cully, and any squint what is caught not talking like a pirate will have his filthy guts torn from his wreeetched grog pot and laced round his useless head. Properly warned ye be, says I, and Davy Jones Locker waits for them what disobeys.”
Links:
English to Pirate translator
Basic Pirate Glossary
Advanced Pirate Glossary
Get a Pirate name
Pirate Web Page Translator
(And you will notice the rest of my page be in pirate speak in honor of this fine day! Yar! The Pirate speak translator broke all the links on me page - but I don’t care because pirates don’t care about links!)
