When people call Apple users elitist snobs, one only needs to look at Microsoft's attempts at being "cool." For example, here is a video promoting one of their early versions of Windows. Skip to about halfway through to get straight to the good stuff.

You soon realize that a Windows user calling a Mac user an elitist is just like a retarded person calling a super-genius elitist. It's cute. No, really. If this was an episode of Full House and Michelle just told Uncle Jesse his music was immature, the audience would produce the very same "awwwwww...."

Okay, to be fair - that video was really old. It's not like Microsoft is still so out of touch. Surely now they can afford to hire competent advertising agencies.

Ehh.. Nevermind.

Maybe for Apple's next ad campaign they can just run Microsoft's own advertisements.

Warning: the above videos are not suitable for people suffering from a heart condition, likelihood of aneurism, or anyone who is conscious. They should not have been watched.