February 2009

Creative Resumes Land Jobs

Creative Resumes Land Jobs

There I was with no job in a bad economy. Everyone was saying "if you have a job, hold onto it!" My problem of course was that I did not have a precious job, but I needed one ... bad. I watched the craigslist postings daily trying to find opportunities. Maybe once a week I would see something that I actually wanted to apply for and maybe once a month I saw a listing for a place I could actually see myself working.

I was looking for an internet marketing job so I thought it would be only natural to apply marketing principles to my job search. The first thing I did was a little competitive research. I created a job listing on craigslist describing the sort of job I wanted and invited people to send in their resumes. What discouraged me most was not the sheer number of resumes I received (probably 40 in 48 hours) but how many of them were far more qualified than me.

I was looking at people who had marketing degrees from good schools, MBAs, and a lot more experience. The one thing I really noticed, though, was that all the resumes looked exactly the same: drab and boring. If I was hiring I would hate to go through all of those. In fact, I didn't even look at them all because I was so bored after the first few.

What I learned from all this was that I was going to need to do something to make me stand out. My experience in the field is pretty good and well rounded, but my higher education and lack of a history of prestigious job titles wasn't going to help at all.

Since I like designing things more than I like looking for jobs, I set out to make a creative resume. Something that would stand out above the rest despite my shortcomings. I needed something that said "I can do this job" (and I can) just by looking at it.

I went through maybe five or six completely different versions before I settled on this:

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I sent this out to exactly one place before I got an interview which ultimately landed me a job - a really cool job that I'm actually excited about. I believe that the look of my resume is 100% responsible for landing me that first interview.

Average: 3.8 (4 votes)

Don't Get Hacked

Don't Get Hacked

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Over the last little while, I've noticed my site gets a lot less search engine traffic - meaning I'm no longer showing up for things that I used to show up for in search engines like Google. As you can see from the screen grab above, the Google cached version of my page shows over a hundred instances of a certain word on my front page. What?!

I had a hard time tracking down the cause of this, but eventually found a base64 encoded chunk of code in one of my theme files that was pulling in the links and only feeding them to the Google Spider. That means normal users would not see the links at all but that Google and other search engines would. Here is what Google currently thinks my blog is all about:

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Hmmm... not very cool.

Anyway - problems fixed so next time the Google spider comes around (which isn't much these days) everything should start fixing itself. Now on to the point of this article: Don't Get Hacked.

I wanted to set up a way to monitor if I ever get hacked again. Google Alerts to the rescue! Google Alerts will notify you of new additions to any search query. You could set up a Google Alert to tell you every time someone mentions your name or your business or whatever. In fact, a lot of businesses use this tool to manage their reputation online.

So I set up a Google alert thusly:

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So from now on, every time Google sees that certain word appear in my site's content, I'll know about it immediately and don't have to wait until I lose all my traffic. I set up the feed in my Google Reader account (you can also have it deliver alerts to an email address) so that I will see in real time when my site has been compromised.
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Average: 5 (3 votes)

PrintPlace Review: Passionate About Sucking

PrintPlace Review: Passionate About Sucking

I recently had the pleasure of placing an order through PrintPlace.com. If by "pleasure" you mean "hassle" and by "placing an order" you mean "trying to place an order several times but failing." For some reason they really just didn't want to take my money. After a week of dealing with their incompetent staff I just went somewhere else.

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I stuck it out for A WEEK which is more then I'd imagine anyone else would give them to get their crap together.

Today I got an email from them. "Thank you for your recent order! Please fill out this survey!"

Don't mind if I do! Here's what I wrote when it asked me why I wouldn't be recommending PrintPlace to my friends:

There are a few reasons I am not likely to recommend printplace to a friend:

Your site sucks in Safari. It's very buggy and kept deleting my orders before I could pay for them. You're a print shop that works with graphic designers. Surely a healthy number of those designers have Macs and Safari? Have you checked your analytics lately? I did start using Firefox but one of your reps told me at one point only Internet Explorer worked well. Ouch!

Your site completely broke for like an hour on my 5th attempt to process my order. I accidently hit the "submit coupon code" button instead of submit order. It's at the bottom of all the other options on the order form so I just hit it while half looking thinking it was the submit order button. It actually took down your entire order processing capability. Pretty embarrassing for you guys. You're running on ASP .NET though, so it's no wonder.

It is not easy to enter all the orders either because there is no quantity option. For example, I can't just say 1000 business cards with these settings x4. There is also no way to combine shipping so I have to pay a separate shipping fee for each set of business cards. Maybe you should get passionate about learning how to use boxes?

I called your customer support because I couldn't process my order. I kept getting an AVS mismatch despite verifying my address and being able to use the same card with the same address on several other sites. Support sent me some forms to fill out and told me I would get a call back. By the next week I gave up on hearing from anybody and went and tried to process the order again. I was met with yet another brilliant AVS mismatch.

So the second guy I talked to - Issac I think his name was. Said he would contact billing and call the bank and try to put the order through. He did finally call me back the next afternoon and said they couldn't put the order through because the bank would not confirm or deny that our address was correct (what?!?).

I've done Internet retail so I know the risks of overriding an AVS mismatch and just running the card (which you can do, you know). Two seconds of logic looking at my situation would reveal that I was ordering personalized business cards with the name and address of the card holder on them. So of all the things you could do with a stolen CC#, why in pluperfect hell would you go order business cards for the card holder? Of course it was a legit order!

This is why I like dealing with PEOPLE WITH BRAINS and not PROCEDURES.

So throughout this time I had to keep recreating my order every time, or tell the order to someone over the phone or whatever. It still wouldn't save my cart even though I was using Firefox now and everyone assured me that's what the problem was. I guess maybe I should go buy a Windows computer so I can use your website next time.

After about a week of trying to place an order through you guys for 4000 business cards, I gave up and went over to gotprint.com who not only beat your price (on better paper with combined shipping!) but gladly excepted the money I was trying to give them without any problems. I couldn't force feed you guys money if I wanted to.

So for a place that is "passionate about printing", it might do you some good to get passionate about accepting your customer's money and making sure your website doesn't suck so bad.

So I filled out their little survey and hit submit. Guess what I saw:

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Well I'm not surprised. Anyway, if you need to exchange money for goods and printing services, check out gotprint.com. They were cheaper and appear to offer a superior product. I don't know if they have retarded people working for them or not because I never had to call them and find out!

Average: 3.1 (7 votes)

Remove Safari's Google Search Box

Remove Safari's Google Search Box

In an ongoing quest for browser minimalism I have finally figured out how to remove Safari's search box from the right hand side of the location bar. With plugins like Keywurl, I have found that it is totally unnecessary and just takes up space.

You will need interface builder to do this. It is available from your OS X install DVD or as part of Xcode which you can download here.

First open your Applications folder and locate Safari. Right click on the app icon and select "Show Package Contents." Safari should be closed at this point.

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Navigate to Contents/Resources/English.lproj. Locate Toolbaritems.nib and make a copy of it as a backup (Right click / Duplicate).
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Now double click on the original file to open it. You should see something like this:
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You can now select the little Google search boxes and delete them by hitting delete. Be aware of how you are focused on the object as clicking on it multiple times will focus on it in different ways. Just click on the box one time and hit delete. It should now look something like this:
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I'd recommend not messing with anything else, but you can move the location of various items from here. Note that you can customize the toolbar to some extent in Safari itself by right clicking on it.
Save the file and close out of Interface Builder. Now open Safari and try it out! If you didn't screw anything up you should now have a nice big location bar and no search box!
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If you're wondering, on the right of my location bar I have StumbleUpon icons provided by Stumbi. The little lock is from my favorite password manager 1Password (see my review - it is even 10x better now).
Update (May 15 2009):
This doesn't appear to work on the most recent builds of Safari. The location bar and search bar are somehow linked so you can't delete one without the other. If you're having this problem, here is the solution:
In interface builder, click once on the location bar/search box object, then click once on the search box. It should look something like this:
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Hit Cmd+Shift+I to open the inspector (or open it from Tools/Inspector). The Inspector should say at the top "Web Search Field Attributes." If it says "cell" instead of "field," you've clicked down too much.
Under the view section of the inspector, hit the checkbox for "hidden." If there are multiple instances in interface builder (as above), apply this same process to all of them.
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Average: 3 (1 vote)

Safari Plus One

Safari Plus One

Here is a simple app I created that will spawn a new copy of Safari separate from any currently running copies. Each instance of Safari remains a separate process.

This is useful if some web app is freezing Safari or causing other problems - you can kill it without taking down everything. Being able to run another instance of Safari can also be good for development and hacking as you can run another copy with different settings and security policies.

This allow you to open as many independent instances of Safari as your heart desires.

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Click on the icon to download

Average: 4.5 (2 votes)