"Avoid to Rave"

I recently purchased a new scooter. It's a Tank, which anyone who knows about scooters will tell you is the best top-off-the-line scooter you can buy. They're also the most expensive. Think of Tank as the Cadillac of scooters.

I got mine for $250.

I was reading through the manual and thought that I would share some scooter tips and tricks with you, straight from Tank.

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A man once tried to sell me scooter oil
which he claimed has magical properties.
Turns out, it was counterfeit oil, not
especial oil like I needed.

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I'm not exactly sure what I'm not supposed to do here,
but if I do it, the engine will get ill.

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Tank wisely advises people to avoid raves.

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Don't avoid the motorcycle, because then it will
get depressed and think you don't like it anymore.

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Again, not sure what I'm supposed to do, but if I don't
do it happen to accident easily.

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that's the coolest scooter

that's the coolest scooter owner's manual ever.

i got stuck with one that tells you how to do maintenance and boring things like that.

i love your scooter. it was

i love your scooter. it was fun to ride. thanks! oh and that owners manual was interesting. I had to read it twice!

Since your scooter may soon

Since your scooter may soon become ill due to lack of maintenance, we should paint it soon. I've started looking for military marking stencils.

And you DARE ride that

And you DARE ride that thing? Seriously, with your raving lifestyle and blatant neglect of motorcycles you are sure to make your scooter cry. I still think that your license plate should say "TANKITUP"

I like to "make your engine

I like to "make your engine ill" might actually be a good thing. Think about it, your scooter is totally circa 1992, back then "ill" meant awesome.

Translation: Put the clothe on outside luggage inbetween and your engine will be awesome

They can't even form a

They can't even form a coherent sentence and you want to get on that thing? Quit being a pussy a buy a real motorcycle bitch!

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