"Avoid to Rave"
I recently purchased a new scooter. It's a Tank, which anyone who knows about scooters will tell you is the best top-off-the-line scooter you can buy. They're also the most expensive. Think of Tank as the Cadillac of scooters.
I got mine for $250.
I was reading through the manual and thought that I would share some scooter tips and tricks with you, straight from Tank.

A man once tried to sell me scooter oil
which he claimed has magical properties.
Turns out, it was counterfeit oil, not
especial oil like I needed.

I'm not exactly sure what I'm not supposed to do here,
but if I do it, the engine will get ill.

Tank wisely advises people to avoid raves.

Don't avoid the motorcycle, because then it will
get depressed and think you don't like it anymore.

Again, not sure what I'm supposed to do, but if I don't
do it happen to accident easily.



8 comments so far:
justin (not verified) says: that's the coolest scooter
that's the coolest scooter owner's manual ever.
i got stuck with one that tells you how to do maintenance and boring things like that.
amera (not verified) says: i love your scooter. it was
i love your scooter. it was fun to ride. thanks! oh and that owners manual was interesting. I had to read it twice!
PaintJunkie (not verified) says: Since your scooter may soon
Since your scooter may soon become ill due to lack of maintenance, we should paint it soon. I've started looking for military marking stencils.
Shepizzle (not verified) says: And you DARE ride that
And you DARE ride that thing? Seriously, with your raving lifestyle and blatant neglect of motorcycles you are sure to make your scooter cry. I still think that your license plate should say "TANKITUP"
Dan (not verified) says: I like to "make your engine
I like to "make your engine ill" might actually be a good thing. Think about it, your scooter is totally circa 1992, back then "ill" meant awesome.
Translation: Put the clothe on outside luggage inbetween and your engine will be awesome
Bootycatcher (not verified) says: They can't even form a
They can't even form a coherent sentence and you want to get on that thing? Quit being a pussy a buy a real motorcycle bitch!
i <3 stella (not verified) says: Tank: the Cadillac of
Tank: the Cadillac of scooters?...
last week I wrote a bit about the Tank scooter that a friend bought for cheap... you've gotta check out the owners manual excerpts he posted on his blog. they're fantastic.
I recently purchased a new scooter. It’s a Tank, which anyone who knows ab...
justin (not verified) says: did you see the latest on
did you see the latest on the amazing tank scooter warranty?
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