Posted by Sam at June 15th, 2007

I recently purchased a new scooter. It’s a Tank, which anyone who knows about scooters will tell you is the best top-off-the-line scooter you can buy. They’re also the most expensive. Think of Tank as the Cadillac of scooters.

I got mine for $250.

I was reading through the manual and thought that I would share some scooter tips and tricks with you, straight from Tank.

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A man once tried to sell me scooter oil
which he claimed has magical properties.
Turns out, it was counterfeit oil, not
especial oil like I needed.

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I’m not exactly sure what I’m not supposed to do here,
but if I do it, the engine will get ill.

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Tank wisely advises people to avoid raves.

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Don’t avoid the motorcycle, because then it will
get depressed and think you don’t like it anymore.

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Again, not sure what I’m supposed to do, but if I don’t
do it happen to accident easily.