Last weekend McSteve, Tyler, Ed and I went down to St. George for Bryce's wedding. We spent the evening before with Bryce talking and having a jolly 'ol time. Bryce pulled out one of those books you get when you're about to get married. It was filled with daily "positions" for you and your partner to try. Many of them ridiculous, some insane, and some next to impossible, like this one:

See what I mean? Unless your girl happens to be a blowup doll this looks pretty unlikely to me. It also looks really dangerous for the guy, but that's another story.

To test the feasibility of such a maneuver, I recruited McSteve and Tyler to give it a whirl ... for the sake of science. McSteve has a small, girlish figure so he was naturally assigned as the woman in this scenario. Tyler was the only other one willing to participate, so he became the man (or stayed as a man, I guess).

My favorite thing about this picture is the look on McSteve's face. Tyler just looks confused.

Since our first test was successful, we decided to try an even more difficult procedure. In this photo both McSteve and Tyler (say it fast and it sounds like McStephen Tyler) were only allowed the use of one hand. McSteve opted for a Superman flying pose while Tyler went for the classic rodeo cowboy.

I'm sure glad there's no picture of me like this floating around the Internet.