My car is out to get me.  Every time I stop and get out of the car, when I go to touch the door to close it, it shocks the crap out of me.

    Now, I'm not talking your little static spark here, I'm talking full on electric chair style surge of high power elecricity.  Sometimes it throws me back in a dramatic explosion, leaving my hair standing up, my face black, and the most of me smoking like an old fire.

    Basically, what I have been receiving is electro-shock therapy - teaching me not to close my door, or touch it, ever.  Or maybe I should start kicking the door closed?  Anyway, if you ever see me getting out of my car, you will see me pause and then slowly put my hand, get shocked,  and then curse.  It's my routine.

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