I tried to give Steve fashion tips today.  I mean, I'm not a super fashionable guy, but I'd like to this I know the basics. 

    First he got this long sleeve shirt at DI (goodwill for all you non-Utahns) - it's like a neo-retro kinda thing - you know with the big pointy lapels and overly large cuffs.  So I told him the style was to wear it with the cuffs unbuttoned.  He made fun of the idea but ended up doing anyway because he knew I was right. 

    That's right Steve - if you're reading this - you KNEW I was right!

    Then I told him that he shouldn't comb the hair back on the sides.  That's so 1990, nowadimsayin?  The style is to sweep your hair forward - you know like Joseph Smith did back in the day.  Which brings me to my next point - Joseph Smith was one stylin' dude!  Let us examine the evidence.  I submit for your approval item #1:

This is an image of Joseph Smith.  Notice the aforementioned forward swept hair.

 Now compare this to item #2:Notice the forward swept hair on the dude second from the left.  This is Our Lady Peace, by the way, a well know and respected Rock Group. 

I submit that Joseph Smith MUST have been a prophet because he was wearing a hair style circa 1830ish that didn't even come into style until one hundred and seventy four years later.  Although we could argue that it came in style a little sooner, because It is also a style that Bon Jovi has sported.

Now let us also note the upturned collar.  It can be seen here.

Now how could we conclude ANYTHING, except that The Fonz directly ripped off Joseph Smith's style.  See for yourself:

Conclusion:  Joseph Smith is not only a true prophet, but a stylin' one at that.

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