Posted by Sam at February 20th, 2007

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I arrived at work today to a package sitting on my desk from my brother Daniel. I assumed it was just a package from one of our suppliers that he slapped a label on, but upon opening it I found a note from him:
(Outside) Congratulations, you’re old and fat!

(Inside)
Happy Birthday
Dear Fatty McFat Fat,

(Then there is a picture of balloons with the caption “birthday ballons”

You’re so fat that it make me nauseous. Which is a problem because even when not looking at you, your fat creeps into my peripheral vision.
Please, please, please try to look less like a beached whale.

Love, Dan

P.S. I’m surprised you can even read this with all that fat drippin’ over your eyes - You’ll never be a model lookin’ like that. It’s disgusting - Happy Birthday

Then there were two cases of SlimFast below the note.