A few funny headlines from the onion:

Photoshop Actually Bought

Kerry's Face Droops With Joy Over Latest Polls

Wife Embarrasses Husband In Front Of Prostitute

There is also an infographic featuring what events there will be at the Republican National Convention this year.  One of them reads:
"Tour of New York the carefully steers clear of gay, black, Hispanic, poor, artsy, and middle-class neighborhoods."
It's kinda funny that at the DNC befor the last election (Bush/Gore or whatever it was back in '00) actually did remove the homeless from the streets on the route between the airport and the convention center.  Actually, I guess that makes it not quite as funny anymore.