Every year girls wear some new dumb thing they probably saw Britanny Spears wear in one of her MTV appearances.  Last year it was these half tight, half pleated skirts that looked like they accidently got put into a blender, this year it's wearing clothes that don't fit.  (The horrific half pants known as Capri's have been popular for a few years now).

    So gilrs this year wear clothes that don't fit to obtain that "layered" look as they call it.  I don't understand why a person wants to look "layered" or what that even means.  Is it like, wear lots of layers so you can adjust for warm and cold temperatures?  Are these girls going camping or perhaps on a hike?

    I don't know.

    I wanted to show you all an example of what I'm talking about, but I'm at work.  Searching for pictures women's clothing here just makes my co workers give me funny looks and risks me accidentaly finding questionable material.

    So I have overcome this obstacle by creating an artist rendering of what I am talking about.  This is an image of a girl wearing a shirt thats too big underneath a shirt that is too small. 

    As you can see, this girl looks retarded.  One shirt is too short, and one shirt is too long.  If you weren't brain dead you would buy one shirt that is just right, and spend the money you would have spent on a second shirt on some textbooks or brain pills to smarten yourself up.

    Since girls seem to be willing to wear any stupid thing that comes along, I have created the hottest fashion for next season.  My new fashion will be the wave of the future.  It's called the "I'm a moron" look.

    The "I'm a moron" look consists of wearing a 3 eyed rubber duck hat, a shirt with a raincoat-wearing dog on it, surgically replacing you arms with deadly daggers, and wearing a low slung tire around your thighs held up by purple suspenders.

     I have created an artist rendering of my new look for women which is shown below.  But you could also just watch MTV, because Britanny Spears will be sporting the "I'm a moron" look in her next video, ready to be emulated by millions of girl everywhere.

Now THATS what I call HOT!