We are looking for a corporate slogan guy with attitude.  And by Attitude I mean:
(A)lways on (T)ime, a (T)hinker, (I)ngeneous, (T)trouble-free, willing to be (U)nderpaid, (D)ull, and (E)xcessivly optomistic.  We want someone who can come up with slogans and acronyms that will inspire our coporate masses to rise to new heights, lead the pack, and go get 'em.  We're looking for somone who is willing to fly high, shoot straight, keep his eggs in seperate baskets, and not count them before they hatch.  We're looking for a team player, sucker punch, hot dog, waffles, toothpick eating, sandwhich packing, terrier.