Would you rather live long, and smell bad or die young and smell good?

    I've been studying the adverse effects of anti-perspirent/deodorant.  Much like the stuff that is on your armpit right now.  It can really mess you up.  Some people have even had to have their armpits removed and skin grafted over. 

    In addition to the skin problems that may occur,  the stuff contains aluminum which is known to have adverse effects on your brain.

    That's right kids, your anti-perspirent gets into your bloodstream and goes and sits in your brain.  It has been suggested that it has strong links to Alzheimers, and other brain defects.

    So from now on, I will only wear anti-perspirent when I'm on a date, and I will quit altogether once I'm married. 

    I might smell bad, but I'll be smelling better then your rotting carcas at your funeral.