I bought some new shoes today.  I went down to Provo and got a gift certificate I won from a contest at my old work.  It was to the mall, so I went to Journey's and picked out some new shoes.

    The guy who was selling them to me was really excited to sell me everything in the store.  After I picked up some shoes he started trying to sell me socks too.

    "This whole rack is 5 packs of socks, and they're all just eight bucks, man.  It's a really great deal.  We got any kind of socks you want."

    "You have any kind?" I asked in disbelief.

    "Yea, we got low rise, ankle socks, tube socks, kneee socks," this guy really knows his socks...

    "But do you have the kind with individual toes?"

    "Toe socks?!"  the guy got a disgusted look on his face, and started trying to sell me some ankle socks again.

    Well, the guy shouldn't say he has any kind of socks if he doesn't even have toe socks.  I need to get me some of those!