A lot of people who write blogs can sometimes hit a streak where it's hard to come up with new ideas. You may notice that A GThing Science Project hasn't exactly been an epitome of recency lately. This isn't because of bloggers block, no, this is the opposite actually. I've had so many other good things to write elsewhere that the science project has been moved to the back burner.

So I thought I would share with you guys how to keep the good ideas flowing. With a little help from me, your own brain, and a little luck, your ideas will be flowing like women in no time.

The first thing is to identify when you get your best ideas. Once you have this figured out, keeping a bunch of good ideas in your quiver is simply a process of harvesting your most thoughtful times. For most people, myself included, good ideas strike at two times:

• When you're about to fall asleep
• When you're about to fertilize you're toilet

Much human progress has been stumped because of the inopportune nature of both of these times. Just the other night I was sure I had figured out the cure for cancer, but since I don't keep a notepad by my bed or by the john, the idea was soon forgotten.

So this is my proposal. Do nothing but sleep and crap all day. This is really a way of maximizing your brain's best thinking times. Think about it, for a moment. If you have, say, one good idea a night, and you spend half an hour in bed before falling asleep, you could have something like 30 good ideas in a single day without ever having to even get up, shower, shave, or whatever.

Of course, you would get up, at some point, because you also have to take a crap. But the only time you're losing here is the amount of time it takes you to walk from your bed to your bathroom. Once you're on the John you're thinking of great ideas again! By taking laxatives, you can stay in bed and crap all day long, coming up with brilliant ideas that will change the future.

Now, this next idea is only for advanced users. I came up with this idea while preparing for sleep, so this is an example of how powerful this time can be. The idea is simple. Crap in bed. That's right, combine the two best thinking times into one with a bed pan or some kind of catheter device or something. Heck, get a colostomy bag and you'll be pooping into a bag all day without even thinking about it. You really can't beat that!

By following my simple program you are sure to be full of brilliant ideas all day every day. A pygmy or trained monkey can be utilized to carry out your good ideas, if necessary, or a laptop allows you to do writing without ever having to leave the bed. A Mountain Dew IV drip can keep you awake for those late night brainstorming sessions.

Remember, the goal is to never leave your bed for anything. Employ friends if possible to carry out your daily duties.