Oh my beard

There was a horrible shaving accident today and I lost my beard. I was trimming away as usual with my beard trimmer when I noticed that I was not getting and even trim all around. There were spots that were bald and I looked like a homeless person.

I noticed that the guide piece had come loose and had ruined my whole shaving experience. I had to cut it all off and start with a blank slate again. Maybe I'll keep it (relatively) beardless for a while.

I should do a statistical study on how many chicks I get with and without a beard. It's just hard to do calculations with so little data...

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I know how it is. I was

I know how it is. I was trimming my beard one day last year when I sneezed & put a line up my jaw. Needless to say, I had to shave it all off & start over. Then again, I do that a couple times a year to get everything even again. But, it just sucks when you're not planning it.

Sadly, I, too, know about

Sadly, I, too, know about WHEN TRIMMERS ATTACK.

I ended up with only a soulpatch (which I can't really pull off that well) after all was said and done.

You'll sell a lot more

You'll sell a lot more "homeless tips and tricks" videos if you just stick with the homeless look - just a thought...

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