There was a horrible shaving accident today and I lost my beard. I was trimming away as usual with my beard trimmer when I noticed that I was not getting and even trim all around. There were spots that were bald and I looked like a homeless person.

I noticed that the guide piece had come loose and had ruined my whole shaving experience. I had to cut it all off and start with a blank slate again. Maybe I'll keep it (relatively) beardless for a while.

I should do a statistical study on how many chicks I get with and without a beard. It's just hard to do calculations with so little data...