I drove from Denver back to Springville today.  I was making really good time so I decided to stop in grand junction and reward myself with a tasty Burger King value meal.  I stopped at the one right off the highway on Horizon drive (I give you the location because I'm warning you not to go there).

    I stepped inside and there was a crazy looking guy with a bunch of crap standing 1st in line, so I stood behind him.  He started yelling expletives under his breath.  I wasn't really looking at him, so I looked and said "What?"

    He told me he was talking to his girlfriend, which is interesting because there was nobody else in site, and he didn't appear to have a cell phone.  Maybe he has an imaginary girlfriend like I do.  I should teach him the ways of pretending he DOESN'T have an imaginary girlfriend while he is in public.

    After a few minutes he stepped outside to call his girlfriend on the pay phone (which is a waste of money because imaginary girlfriends are always nearby and don't answer the phone on the other end).
   
    I was now first in line, but there were no Burger King employees in sight.  I waited about five minutes and finally heard some girls talking in the back of the kitchen.  I started to whistle and shuffle about so they would hopefully hear me.

    A few more minutes passed and eventually one of the girls made her way up to the front.  She pretended not to notice me, punched something in on the register, and went back to the back of the store.  I was standing not 3 feet from her and she didn't say anything.

    A few more minutes went by and I finally got frustrated and left.  I got some Wendy's and continued on my way. 

    The weather was clear until I got past Price.  The canyon was pretty snowy, but it wasn't too bad except for the lame people who don't know how to drive in the snow.  I got delayed quite a bit by a few of those types, but still made it home in good time.