I looked up my own name on wikipedia. 

The name Sam can mean:
* the fictional character Sam from the children's TV program "Spynet"
* the fictional character Sam Gamgee from ''The Lord of the Rings''
* the sam text editor program by Rob Pike
* Sam, the third son of Lehi in the Book of Mormon
* ''Sam'', a sequel to Jack Weyland's novel ''Charly''
* a character from Totally Spies
hello my nam is sam morton. i am an asshole who gose to st. jerome school. i smell funny
See also:
* SAM

What kind of crazy definition is that!?  And look at the example?  I'm going to go do an edit over there.