Sexual Harassment Trainnig
I got called into a training meeting today and it was Sexual Harassment Training. If there is something on the face of this planet more entertaining than sexual harassment training videos I don't know what it is. It reminded me of the fear/love video in Donnie Darko.
I managed to recover the script from todays Sexual Harassment video:
Bob: Susan, you're looking mighty fine in those hot pants! I'd sure like it if you wore those every day!
<background fades to black, so all we can see is Susan's face, which is now very serious looking>
Susan: sexual harassment...
<background lights back on so we can see Bob again>
Susan: Bob, what you are doing right now is called sexual harassment, and it's illegal.
Bob: Damn, bitch! But you supa fly!
Susan: I'm going to report you to the HR department!
Next scene: Bob is being beaten by security guards and is thrown out of the building. Coworkers standing by the water tower nod in approval at Susan's courageous whistle blowing as she walks by.
I wouldn't say it was the best Terintino film I have seen, but it was one of his early ones.
Also in training they told us that we couldn't have religious discussions or put up pictures of religious icons (the pope, the prophet, etc.) Which is silly. There is such a thing as overly sensitive people, you know.


HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sam obviously this is a very serious issue at your place of employment. You better watch out. You know how yo can get sometimes with girls and hot pants.
steal the video and send it
steal the video and send it to me! i gotta see it!
at geico we had to watch a
at geico we had to watch a COUPLE of those, i wish i could have gotten a hold of the scripts... whewwww, awesome!
Ah, the fear/love video. I
Ah, the fear/love video. I forgot all about that. "For years, I thought it was perfectly normal for a 10 year old to wet the bed." "I'm not afraid anymore!!!"
At my work we watched a video on customer service. This lady was hosting a party and brought around candy on a platter. When her guests said they didn't want any treats, she threw the candy on the ground, yelled "YES YOU DO!" and beat them in the head w/ the platter. *nods head fondly* Training videos.
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