The homeless painter
Posted by sam at November 13th, 2004
So I took out the trash today at work. There were two loads, I took the first one out and dumped it and went in for the second. By the time I got back out (Not 10 seconds had gone by) there was already a homeless guy in the dumpster digging through the new trash. I said, “Hey, what’s going on out here?”
“Oh, just lookin for some paint.”
“To paint what, exactly?”
“I got to paint my garage. I got a good batch here last week.”
He kept talking to me but I just walked back inside. Last week we threw away some colorant and I guess he took it. Funny stuff is that isn’t paint at all, it just turns into dust when it dries. Whatever - the dude probably huffs it anyway.
Oh yeah - due to the strength of a higher power I somehow managed to get a 96% on my spanish test today. Aye Dios Mios!

that’s awesome, he didn’t run away or anything. He just calmly said “Oh, just lookin for some paint.”
bfree
Hahaha so i guess it looks im the only failure huh? I feel abandoned
nawww GOOD JOB!!!
marlababes
thats awesome that you did well on your test… the homeless guy sounds funny
lilmabey