The Latest from BYU
I have just heard an unconfirmed rumor about BYU's latest addition to the honor code. It came to me from a friend by way of a "reliable source". In my book, that's almost just as good as if I had found it on the internet. It must be true.
The rule is that BYU students cannot live with non-BYU students (unless they live at home, of course). That means that a whole lot of BYU kids, at this very moment, are living in sin. Repent! Remove yourself from the vile misguided youth of UVSC and other such institutions of "higher learning"!
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In related news, BYU has announced they will be moving their campus to a new colony on mars. Said a spokesman; "We're obviously better than everyone else, and we don't want your kids rubbing off on our students." The new plan includes a free mercy killing at the end of your education so that you don't ever have to go back and live on earth.
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BYU is playing the role of the over protective mother. She's the one who has kids who grow up all screwed in the head because they've ever felt the sting of pain, dissapointment, or failure.
We here at UVSC don't have an elitist attitude like BYU. We're so perfect we don't need it.
I came upon your message
I came upon your message board by looking for non approved housing, but I think that you can't just call byu a protective mother it is only trying to keep "good" people "good", not like they couldn't easily come over to my house and let me screw them all day. it's like the saying fences are for keeping good people out, not like a "bad" person is going to stay out because of a little written word, it's like speed limits, more like a suggestion, and on the rare occasion you get caught.
What are your thoughts on parkway crossing by the way.
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