Time To Leave Utah?
Once again the time has come for serious contemplation on the topic of leaving Utah behind. I won't get into the reasons here, suffice it to say that Utah just plain sucks.
So where are Sam's top destinations? I require only fast internet, a reasonable social scene, and less hyper-annoying/dramatic people than Utah. It would be nice to be able to afford it, too.
Sam's Top Destination Picks:
1. Seattle, WA
It seems like a high percentage of the people I meet from the north-west (read: Seattle and Portland) are pretty cool. They might be smelly hippies, but there's nothing wrong with that. Apparently since grunge rock died out, the social scene has been lacking somewhat, but it's still rated among the best cities for young people. Seattle also gets an easy A for technology with so many big tech. companies nearby (read: Microsoft).
Canada Factor: Seattle is so close to Canada that you can hop the border, try to scam some free health care and be back in time for dinner.
2. Portland, OR
Portland seems like Seattle's little brother. Overlooked by majestic Mount Hood, the citizens of Portland enjoy sales-tax free shopping and moderate temperatures year round. Actually, Portland is on average 1 degree warmer than Seattle, and has less extreme weather due to the surrounding mountains.
Trail factor: High possibility of dying of dysentery while on trails in Oregon. (Anyone?)
3. Pheonix, AZ
After seeing the images that come up on a Google search for "Phoenix, AZ," I'm rethinking even having this city on the list. Although Forbes seems to think it's a great place for young people as far as finding jobs and a reasonable social environment, it's hotter than the surface of the sun and apparently their city is full of cacti. On the other hand, I have also met a lot of pretty cool people from Arizona.
Arizona Factor: Arizona stopped making their piƱa-colada drink, and I really liked that.
4. Boston, MA

Boston is the dark horse in the where-to-live race. Rated best for technology-centric cities in the United States, the chances of having a great Internet connection seem to be high. There's also water there. That's about all I know about Boston except that it has a high chance of being ground zero in any upcoming Armageddon that may or may not be happening.
Oh, and it's really, really far away and probably humid.
Texas factor: Rhymes with "Austin" - could cause visiting relatives to end up in the wrong state.
5. Chicago, IL
Chicago is layed out like a grid, much like Utah, Denver, and some other cities. That means it's easier to find stuff. However, Chicago is very, very cold. It also has some weird version of pizza that really should be called something other than pizza. I'm only putting it on the list because I have a friend who wants me to move there with him, but between you and me, it's a distant runner-up due to the wind-chill factor.
Annoying factor: Overly religious people are replaced by insane sports fanatics.
So let's put it to vote readers, where should I live?






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I say Seattle. I lived
I say Seattle. I lived there for awhile last year, before moving back to San Francisco (for the weather and the city life), and some day when I'm braver and it's grown a little, I'll probably move back. The weather isn't too extreme, and the summers are wonderful. It's very well-educated and cultured, and very beautiful. Portland is a dump by comparison. It's full of anti-free-market hippies with no ambition to get an economy going and create progress and jobs. Bleh...
Chicago is way too midwestern and COLD. Did I mention COLD? Great city except for the summer and winter.
Phoenix is absolutely sterile and cultureless. It's a great place to vacation in winter, if you just want that cheapy plastic golf/resort feeling, ya know? But no place for a culture guy to live.
Austin is nice, but not very big, and way way hot. And it's still Texas, so you have lots of that country bumpkin machismo baloney.
SEATTLE!!!
what's up with the overly
what's up with the overly religious ppl replacing sports fanatics in Chicago? no...not really. let's not get started with new age hippie cultists that swarm around the west coast. Chicago owns unless you can't handle the cold--then whatever, you don't need to be here. :] Oh yeah, boston is pretty boring and has a small scene for music or anything. phoenix is also awful. so stick to the pacific midwest. heh.
don't they pay homeless
don't they pay homeless people to live in seattle? so yeah, i'd say seattle.
I've been telling you to
I've been telling you to leave Utah because it sucks from day 1. I clearly have excellent foresight as to what is a good and what is a sucky place to live. So...give extra weight to my vote for Boston (even though I have personal bias). There is humidity in the summer, but it is not even in the same realm as DC. You also get to be an hour from the "live free or die state," a couple of hours from Maine (which is great) and a half days drive to NYC.
Don't go to little Utah...you'll find it to suck as much as the real thing, but you don't even get seasons.
Come visit and I'll sell you on Boston.
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I'm with those other
I'm with those other guys...? I have been fighting the urge to move to Portland or Seattle for a couple years now. Rebecca wants to move to the northwest too... we could make it a family affair. Dan- are you in? Actually, I vote you move back to CO first.
I'm with Dean. Austin is
I'm with Dean. Austin is where it's at. Lots of tech compaines. I even have a room you could rent. I love it here. I voted Phoenix though because I love it there too. It's like Utah weather except you stay inside all day in the summer and go do things all winter. No show shoveling or lawn mowing (it's too hot to grow grass).
I'm with the Ju- stay here.
I'm with the Ju- stay here. If you must ditch me, go to Seattle-- I'm most likely to visit you there than in Boston.
NO! I forbid it! Even if it
NO! I forbid it! Even if it means your happiness, you cannot move! Unless.... you move to SLC. Yeah, move up here and we'll go for bike rides.
PS I was born in Portland, so if you had to move anywhere, I'd say there. Because look at the coolness it's provides, aka me.
Don't worry about the
Don't worry about the impending Armageddon, you have a concealed weapons permit. Isn't that what it's for?
Boston kicks ass (except the drivers). Phoenix would suck. Chicago would be a tit bit nippley. I've never been to the other two but have heard good things.
I vote Seattle, something
I vote Seattle, something cool is brewing in that city, I can feel it. I think it's the city that is more scooter friendly. I was thinking the other day about moving there in the future. Don't worry, I'm not following you.
can I vote Other: Austin,
can I vote Other: Austin, TX? I keep on thinking lately that I'd like Austin. An awesome techie scene as well as a thriving indie music scene. I've also thought Boston would be cool. Of course I could also say Atlanta, just cause I'd want to hang with you.
Oregon Trail was an awesome
Oregon Trail was an awesome game!! I'd play it again in a heartbeat.
sam, I wouldn't go to Boston
sam, I wouldn't go to Boston if I were you. What if one day you're out enjoying the weather, walking around in the park and you happen to sit down on a bench?
Before you know it bomb squad will show up and blow you up for fear that you might be a bomb shaped human.
I lived in Boston for a
I lived in Boston for a couple of years, and the winter can be somewhat brutal, the road system sometimes hard to navigate, but overall, I think the city has a lot to offer. I really enjoyed it.
I'm biased, but I really
I'm biased, but I really think you should move to Portland.
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