Wendy's Finger
Some lady was eating chili at Wendy's and reports biting into a human finger. Authorities indeed identified it as a human finger, and it appears to be form a female because of the long manacured nail.

I don't know what that other biog chunk is, but I can identify the fingertip alright.
Here are the problems with this:
-Ladies in chili factories don't generally have long manacured fingernails. I mean, I can picture them and they're not the beauty queen types.
-If someone's finger gets chopped off in a food processing factory, it's usually a very big deal and doesn't go unnoticed. "Oh, your bleeding like crazy, turn the machines off and find your finger!" People don't just say "Oh, my finger got chopped off, oh well, it'll mix in fine with the meat!"
So I smell foul play. Until they figure out whats going on I'm not eating Wendy's Chili (not that I ever did before!) I just don't want more body parts to be showing up and then a murder case. Killing someone and then feeding them to the american public seems like a good way to hide a body, but you got to make sure the chunks are small enough not to be identifiable.
-BARF-


UGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH! *barfs
UGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!
*barfs too*
yea how could you NOT NOTICE
yea how could you NOT NOTICE an inch and a half long finger on your spoon before biting down on it!?!?
The lady that bit into the
The lady that bit into the finger works in a hospital or morgue or something, and PLANTED the finger into the chili so she could sue wendys and get money!
We've got a murder mystery
We've got a murder mystery at hand.... minus part of a finger and the rest of the body.
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