What to Call People When They Slam Your Door
Posted by Sam at March 12th, 2007
Sometimes people can be a little bit rough on your car doors - slamming them harder than necessary. Perhaps breaking windows and popping eardrums in the process.
Here is a handy list of things to call people when they do this. I recommend printing it out and taping it to your dashboard as a handy reference.
1. Slammy Sosa
2. Kirk Slameron
3. Slam Walton
4. Salm Donaldson
5. Slammy Hagar
6. Uncle Slam
7. Slambuger with Fries
8. Son of Slam
9. Mr. Slam Man
10. Slamuel L. Jackson
11. No free slamples
12. Fantastic Slams
13. Slam Goody
14. Slam-a-lam-a-ding-dong
15. Slamasaraus Rex
16. Slam and cheese
17. M.C. Slammer
18. Slam-I-Am
19. Green Eggs and Slam
20. The Hoover Slam
21. Jean Claude Van Slam
22. Slamatron 2000
23. Slamwhich
24. Brain Slamaged
25. Moons over my slammy
26. Candied Slams
27. Slamwise Gamji
28. 10 Kilo-slams
29. Slameron Diaz
30. Eric Slampton
31. Pamela Slamderson
Here are some other things that aren’t names but other things you can yell out:
Go back to Slamsville!
You going to the slambake?
Let’s issue a Slamber Alert!
You going to slamily home evening? (Utah only)
Nobody likes a slammer, I thing I’m going to call Slam-cop! (Nerds only)
Upgrade your slam to 32mb
Leave your own in the comments.
I do not like green eggs and Slam.
I do not like them, Slam-I-am.
You are a Slamatuer !
Go back to Slambodia.
Google Slamalytics.
Slamphibians are more of a Slammal than a you.
Patriotic Slamerican.
New Slampshire.
areallygoodname
SlamOdded!!!
Dan
@!#*er!
dean
Uh, hey people. Your cars suck and are made of plastic and cardboard. People who slam doors are probably used to real cars that will survive more than a parking lot fender bender without being totaled and are made of steel.
I will continue to slam your doors without apology.
Paint Junkie
I didn’t see slam sandwich on the list…
Jenny
slampson, hands off my door until you get a hair cut!
Cameron
Jenny: Slam Sandwhich is for when two people on opposite ends of the car slam both slam their car doors.
What are you? Brand new?
Dan