I decided that when I own a business, it will be awesome when I fire people.  I will have a guy, who is japanese for some reason, come over a loud intercom and yell "Bill Mcrurick!  You're fired!" then everyone will be required to laugh and point at him or they will be fired also.
    Then, over the intercom, we will play that song "You are an idiot, hahaha hahahahaha!"  Then some guys would come in and beat him up and throw his crap to the curb.
    Man that would be awesome.